When I order coffee in the morning, the place is usually packed, and the odds of there being another order for "Chris" are pretty decent. So when they ask my name, I say, "Spartacus."
Every now and again, when my order is called, I'm not the only one who stands up and says, in a loud and clear voice, "I Am Spartacus!"
It sets the tone for a great day ;)
Anyone else have any usual morning silliness?