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Johnson/Hanks 2020?

Johnson/Hanks 2020?

It's true, I registered http://JohnsonHanks.com and http://JohnsonHanks2020.com

Life moves pretty quick... ;)

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The Tiki Bar

The Tiki Bar

Work on the Tiki Bar got a big boost this past weekend, when the roof and much of the internal framing was completed. With the help of a friend, the rafters were cut and installed, roof panels put on, and asphalt felt put down on the roof. The plan is to now cover it with palm fronds for looks. I then got some help from J to install the bar framing and start putting up shelves. We also installed the mounting bracket for the television and a pair of outdoor speakers.


The next work session will see the walls cut and mounted. The idea here is to do them with OSX and then cover that with distressed wood for looks. Once the walls are on I will be able to apply sealer and then put in the electronics, including TV, sound and lights. At that point, even though the bar top itself won't be done, the Tiki Bar will be complete enough that I can start the process of making the video podcasts. The first couple will have the bar in an unfinished state, which should be interesting.

It's nice to make progress! The last five weekends were rained out!

$#!& Happens

$#!& Happens

The failure at the Oscars demonstrates a good point to remember: $#!& Happens. My take is that after much analysis, we will find that there were duplicate stacks of envelopes on both sides of the stage, and the wrong envelope was given to the presenters (Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway). Clearly, Mr. Beatty was confused and hoping someone would notice the problem and correct it. Unfortunately, it took a little longer. 

It's interesting to note that there is a protocol for such things, and in an article from 2015, that protocol is outlined. It's also interesting to see that this has, indeed, happened before, albeit not for the "top" award. 

The bottom line is that a mistake was made, it was spotted, it was corrected. It was embarrassing, but what in life isn't? People will be held accountable, apologies will be made, and everyone handled it with as much poise and grace as possible. Nobody died. I say Bravo.

If only every failure in life could go so well.

You're Being Treated Like a Child

You're Being Treated Like a Child

My son likes to think he's a lawyer and, unlike many children who ask the same question over and over will often ask the same question multiple times but with different angles. At some point, usually pretty early (I like to think I'm a smart guy), I realize he's doing this, and I shift into giving a response that I've found works well. I can't claim credit for it, I read it on a parenting blog.

In short, when a child persists with the same question, simply respond, "Asked and Answered." It quickly shuts down the repeated questions because you're giving a repeated answer instead of trying to craft a new response to a repeated query.

This past weekend, White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller was asked, time and again, about claims of rampant voter fraud. But it wasn't a case of being asked the same question multiple times, but simply asking for any evidence, much less proof, every time he made a new claim. And every time he made a new (and often different) claim, and was pressed for evidence, he simply responded

Asked and Answered

As if he were dealing with a petulant child. Or, more accurately, as if he was treating the media like a petulant child.

Because he was.

Welcome to the new Ministry of Propaganda. They seem to be finding their legs.

Your Mother

Your Mother

The .mom registry is now open - thousands of new top level domains, and .mom is one of them.

Your.Mom is available, as it turns out. Of course, it's a premium name and the first year fee is a steep $2,600. Tell you what, if someone wants to drop that coin on the name, I'll do the content and we'll split the revenue. What do you say?

Oh, and I note that Stacys.Mom is also available, but she will cost $1,300. That said, I hear she's got it going on!